Mason since he could speak and had discovered "passing gas" begain to refer to flatulence as " Butt Noise" and occasionally " Really Loud Butt Noise".
Austin at 6 on chivalry when being instructed to hold a door open for a female, he wanted to know why, and I explained to him about being a gentleman, and ladies first, and his 6 yr old mind reverted back to the days of kings and knights, and stated "then it should have been lady's first when it was time to slay a dragon, or lady's first to go to war"
Mason at 2,3, and 4 on Uncle Kevin: "i'm going to beat you down" (mason then goes into a WWF/Mike Tyson early twenties rampage and destroys pillows and stuffed animals reenacting the damage he is going to do to Uncle Kevin.
Mason last Sun.on daddy first thing in the morning: "daddy the air smells funny" daddy, "like what?" after catching a breeze from daddy's mouth he discovered the culprit and said "eww daddy you make a butt noise in your breath"
Austin at two once performed Maxwell into a microphone with every emotion expressed in the lyrics in the song, and I have it all on video!
Mason at three feeling inspired stood up on a chair in a restaurant and announced very loudly that he was going to throw up in the street and watch the people step on it.
Mason at 3 when asked where Harry the Hamster has gone he states" Harry, has a red car, he is in school with his friends, and he is coming back later" Harry's life was ended after escaping from his cage and ending his life by attempting to chew and swallow a "AA" battery.
Austin after a field trip to a center to discuss sexual health and reproduction, decided to come home and share some of the info he had obtained against my wishes, he decided to go straight to the segment about erections, ejaculation, and wet dreams. Not so funny but I'm glad he felt comfortable enough to talk to me about that, and I pray that it never happens again.
Austin's phase of "Oh shit" and "Oh Fuck" he said it just like it is supposed to be said when someone almost hits a car or drops a glass.
Mason's phase of "Kiss My Ass" and " Shut the Fuck up" which was said randomly with no rhyme or reason at any given moment without any fair warning.
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